December 2009
38 posts
scanz:
The Lucksmiths - Sunlight in a Jar
I...
The internet is full of angry, angry people.
N64Playa4Eva: Wht isn’t Donkey Kong 64 on the Wii vitual console? SuperMarioGamer: Cos its owned by Rare and Microsoft owns Rare fuckwit. N64Playa4Eva: You’re a fuckwit! SuperMarioGamer: No YOU’RE a fuckwit
Time to set shit straight
goingtothecasino:
dwayne-o:
Tommorrow at 6am, my fitness regime shall do a 180 spin and head in a new direction.
At least 2 jogs per week down at my running circuit. I shall make use of the new weights I have obtained each day. And no ‘I think I’ll have a break this week’ because that always leads to a permanent hiatus.
If I don’t go through with this, everyone has the right to call me a...
Triple J’s like a version 3. Best...
Change.
I can’t say i’m a fan.
Not change as in loose change, everyone likes finding that in thier pockets, wallet or even on the street. But i’m really not a fan of the concept of change where something goes from one way of being to another.
It makes you feel dumb. And in relative terms you actually are. Because every time something changes theres another something new in the...
Awkward.
goingtothecasino:
There’s a TV show called Teachers that’s on every Tuesday night and I tape it and Mum and I usually watch it together later, and my Grandma is over at the moment so all three of us watched it together tonight.
And the whole freaking episode was about masturbation.
OH MY GOD
AWKWARD.
But the episode was still hilarious.
“Wanking into a icing bag would be like wanking into a...
I don't care what you say,
dwayne-o:
startmakingsense:
A tomato is a vegetable.
Which is why they can go in salads.
I guess you have never tried a FRUIT salad before
Ah but you dont put tomatos in fruit salads do you?
OH NO YOU DON’T!
I don't care what you say,
A tomato is a vegetable.
Which is why they can go in salads.
My life,
Is a constant struggle,
Between hating mess,
And being too lazy to tidy my room.
3 tags
Nicholas Hoult
Before:
After:
Hope for ugly children everywhere.
I Dont Think Nightclubs Like People.
Half the time they make you pay to get in, They make you wait ages to get in, Drinks cost an arm and a leg, The music is loud and more often than not terrible, And the lights are off.
The last two of those we do at my work when we want the customers out so we can go home.
“It’s a reaction against the perfectness of things like ‘Friends.’ I have a very...”
– Dylan Moran, on Black Books (via fuckyeahblackbooks) (via dailydoseofdylanmoran)
I'm actually so lazy
goingtothecasino:
That I’m not going to iron my work shirt, and instead wear the Christmas shirt we have been supposed to be wearing since the start of December. But I chose not to because that’s far too early to be wishing people Merry Christmas.
So I got a small shirt last week, thinking that “Oh I’m usually a small, so it will be fine.”
And it’s fucking gigantic.
Yay I’ve always wanted to...
So I say hey, It’sa beautiful day, And...
WHAT I HAVE LEARNT
dwayne-o:
If you are ever feeling down or want a shoulder to cry on, don’t make it mine.
I am pretty damn terrible at comforting those in an emotional rut. I tried my best to say something worthwhile or meaningful, but all that came out was weird dribble.
I’m going to focus on something else for a while, like making songs. My mind needs to take a break from thinking.
Nobody is ever really...
I remember sitting in the gutter last night.
From memory it was all downhill from there.
I am sitting eating icecream in the dark at...
I’m not really in a position to complain about my life.
